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spoken-not-written:

One of my followers just sent me a petition which needs under 1,500 more signatures.

One of their cousins had been terribly murdered and the police had undergone investigation, but it was short lived. They scrapped the case, leaving the victim’s family emotionally…

3 hours ago | 603 notes | via: dontbeanassbutt | source: spoken-not-written
3 hours ago | 630,336 notes | via: ruinedchildhood | source: fyeahthatssoraven

wolfwithnohowl:

"Pet me"

3 hours ago | 234,292 notes | via: ohoverjoyed | source: phantomdoodler
4 hours ago | 30,408 notes | via: owlistic | source: jasongrace

marthur:

ravenmaw:

I forget that old cameras don’t always have to take formal pictures

oh wow this is amazing/hilarious. i especially love the two arseholes standing on a weird tree stump and MANPLANE

if you thought it couldn’t get funnier btw the man in the white suit is Tsar Nicholas II

4 hours ago | 179,390 notes | via: dontbeanassbutt | source: nearmercury

roachpatrol:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

the best goddamn adaptation ever

4 hours ago | 105,623 notes | via: letshearitfortheuniverse | source: ricotomate

iamffy:

This is basically Fairy Type against Dragon Type for Pokemon.

4 hours ago | 10,907 notes | via: letshearitfortheuniverse | source: shiro-chin

gaia-is-sucktastic:

don’t lie we all do this with our friends when we see someone attractive

4 hours ago | 34,652 notes | via: owlistic | source: rozaana
4 hours ago | 17,048 notes | via: ruinedchildhood

ernesthemingwayisdead:

Shia LaBeouf has just reached Bucky McBadbat status.

lifehacks247:

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4 hours ago | 21,183 notes | via: pizza | source: lifehacks247

xtoxictears:

casualcissexism:

4gifs:

Bulldog surprised when his ball trick works. [vid]

hIS FACE IM GONNA CRY

4 hours ago | 137,859 notes | via: ohoverjoyed | source: ForGIFs.com
4 hours ago | 60,928 notes | via: florascence | source: cute-overload

light up dat blunt scoob 

4 hours ago | 129,222 notes | via: pizza | source: reactionfaces
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